things that are good, in no particular order:
- animals with markings that look like eyebrows
- animals with markings that look like socks
this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.
And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”
This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.
God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16
do kids these days know abt numa numa
do kids these days know about aqua’s “barbie girl”
do kids there days know about CRAZY FROG
do kids these days know about “Blue” by Eiffel 65
DO THEY KNOW ABOUT CASCADA’S “EVERY TIME WE TOUCH”?
Reblog if you also got at least one of these stuck in your head just from reading the title
Every freaking one and hate it
Superheroes that are like “if we kill them we’re just as bad as they are uwu” ? Micro dick energy
The only exception is Aang, whose whole “I’m not gonna kill him if i can find another way” thing is less false moral equivalency and more “I’m twelve and I have been through way too much bullshit this year to add ‘commit my first murder’ to the list.”
When a fic that hasn’t posted anything since 2012 suddenly post a new chapter.
why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
because barbie movies slap next question
are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made
tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️
anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of
Move island princess.
op i fixed your post
2.5D anime
Yo..
Imagine setting up this whole thing
THAT WAS A GODDAMN FEELS ROLLERCOASTER
A GODBLESSED WORK OF ART
i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV
OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT
The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities
every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.
SORRY GIRLS